Put me on page 2 please
I get emails all the time from wonderfully friendly people all over the globe offering their special unicorn powers (in exchange for some cash) to guarantee me to be on the first page of Google....
Well I’ll save you the finger soreness from typing out another email - I’d actually rather be anywhere than on page 1 and allow my clients and collaborators the opportunity to genuinely connect with me rather than have it forced on them.
If you agree, high five - come find me.
(Insert sound of microphone dropping)